There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
The Class Photo
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”
Those things we have called our weaknesses, once overcome, now become our strength. Weakness is the birthplace of strength.
Our world is like a giant classroom where we are all required to take classes. Some we get to choose. When the choice is ours we take all the easy classes, the one that give us the most pleasure
The tongue, one of the smallest members of the body, has such great capacity for its size. With a few words it can exalt or debase.
Observation tells us that we live in a well-ordered universe. Each day the
sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Its rays give light and warmth to all the creatures of this earth. At the end of the day, night arrives. This twenty-four hour cycle never ceases. One season follows another. Spring is always followed by summer; summer is always followed by autumn, etc. This course is unchangeable.
When you've concluded life is finite, the thought of loosing it won't scare you anymore. The end comes no matter what, the only thing that matters is how do you want to go out, on your kneels or on your feet
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weakness
Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future, and it doesn’t brood over the past. It’s the day-in and day-out chronicle of irritations, problems, compromises, small disappointments, big victories and working toward common goals.
If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don’t have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it’s not enough
A couple never fought in 25 years.
A friend asked: how did you make it possible?
Husband: We went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down.
She got up and patted the horse's back and said 'this is your 1st time'.
After a while it happened again and my wife said 'this your 2nd time',
when it happened 3rd time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse.
I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.
She gave me a grave look and said this is your 1st time..
And since then we have never fought
